“I’m sorry Courfeyrac, I cannot possibly treat it seriously.”
“You, my dear friend, are merely prejudiced as this is something from my home library.”
“It’s hard not to be prejudiced, the author just compared the you-know-exactly-what to a manly cucumber!”
“You are not exactly the master of euphemism yourself. You-know-exactly-what? Please, Jehan would come up with a better euphemism in the blink of an eye.”
“Comparing anybody to Jehan in terms of salacious vocabulary is below the belt, friend. Truly below the belt. Can we read something else now?”
Canon-verse Combeferre and Courfeyrac requested by exmachinarium and also a follow-up on the “Courfeyrac has a collection of cheap romance novels and is extremely enthusiastic about them” headcanon.
It finally hit me that I’m graduating tomorrow morning and I just…..what
I am free for cuddles any time you are, mon ami.
I’ll keep that in mind.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
I’m going to do this now. SUMMER WILL NEVER LOOK SO GOOD LOL
The people above (or the side?) me are having creaky dorm bed thin wall sex.
I could start fires with what I feel for you.
David Ramirez, Fires (via perfect)
I didn’t make a Chekov, nope, no, not at all.
[text] i m on spekkin trms w/ evry1
[text] ahahaha courf [text] babu [text] aye
[text] u and i are not on speaking terms right now